When love gets weird for love birds.
You love bae and bae loves you, but if your peers knew how you acted behind closed doors, they’d probably think you were a couple of creeps. It’s not your fault: You’ve just been with the same lovable weirdo for so long, it’s hard to realize what’s normal anymore.
You don’t have to be ashamed of your strange and sappy behavior. You’re all hopped up on loving feelings and couldn’t care less about creeping others out. It happens to the best of us, so embrace it and let your creep flag fly with these private behaviors (almost) everyone does with a long-term lover.
Using the bathroom while they shower
If anyone else did this to you, you’d definitely call the police. But you can do this to each other when you are in a long-term relationship, the reason is because you are now fond of each other. you see your lover as part of you.
Popping each other’s pimples
Even with the not-so-hard-to-reach places, love means getting your pop on. Most times you just touch your lover's face in the name of popping pimples(mostly men), because you enjoy doing or taking care of her likewise him.
Shaving Each Other
Whether you’re plucking them or just pointing them out, you know where all the unfortunate hairs are buried and you’re cool with it. Not that your lover can not take care of himself/herself, but you just see yourself doing it. But this the last thing you can do when you just met your partner.
Smell each other’s dirty clothes
The only thing more intimate than smelling your partner’s dirty clothes is taking the time to wash them after. you can even go to the extent of smelling your lover's body and the person doesn't feel bad.
Accidentally dressing alike
Neither of you can tell who’s copying who anymore. Too many date nights have turned into accidental twin nights to keep score. You find out that most times when you people are dressing to go out, you end up wearing almost the same thing; colour.
Stealing their interests
Between this and the matching outfits, your love story could be titled “Becoming Bae.” Now you want to talk like your partner, think same way, have the same dream i.e same goal.
Fart
This is what you can;t do in the whole wild world before your partner when you're going out newly, but when you have spent months, years together, trust me you can do it anyhow, anywhere. Some people even engage in a silly competition with their partner
Watching each other sleep
Do this with anyone else and try not to feel like a total murderer. I dare you. But you discover that you enjoy watching your partner sleep, you cover him up like a baby at times or even wake him up without reason just see his reaction...lolz
Accidentally acting like their mother/father
When you’ve cared about someone for a long time, you might occasionally slip into mom-girlfriend/dad-boyfriend mode. Though it comes from a place of love, it also comes from a place of Freudian creepiness.
Playing literal doctor
You didn’t ask for this job and you for sure didn’t go to school for it, but somehow you’re the first person your partner goes to with these kind of gross requests. Wax on, wax off. example massaging a broken ankle or checking your partner's temperature.
Speaking your own language
From inside jokes to just plain old baby talk, no one understands what you two are talking about and neither of you care. One of the most fun things about being in love is having someone to weird out the rest of the world with. So sit back, relax and enjoy your fellow creep, and hopefully the haters will eventually do the same. Although most girls can form even inside the grave.
Allowing your lover experience stupid things
I know the food was bad but I let him taste how weird the food was.... I just wanted him to taste it just for the fun of it all no bad intention attached.
I have shared my own, now let us hear your own silly-love-fun...., this is monday breakfast, so let's not stop the fun.....What is your own like? Thank you.
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